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substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

(via heartscanbreakbutlifegoeson)

okusuck:

IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”

(via desireroyal)

jenniferjamboree:

my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class

(via alexturnerswife)

rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

(Source: rneerkat, via hi)

floridasunshineee:

the best line ever

(Source: scream, via pnsyparkinson)